UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Connected To Multiple Other Murders

The word coming down from the Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico is that Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, is now the person of interest in at least 5 missing persons turned to murder cases going back 15 years. Johnathon, 42, was jailed yesterday for murdering a little league umpire with a baseball bat.

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According to Special Agent Lester Nibble:

“That kind of behavior is difficult to overlook. When someone feels comfortable killing someone Negan style you begin to think you might want to do some background. We did a full history and cross-referenced it with the national miussing persons and cold case database and got several hits. As it turns out, Johnathon has been busy.”

Agent Nibble couldn’t elaborate so early in the investigation but he did say it doesn’t look like the perpetrator is getting away with this one. Johnathon remains in custody at the Orange County jail without bail. His first hearing will be held on Tuesday morning.

Nancy Pelosi’s office hasn’t had much to say about the actions of her murderous son other than to deny his existence at all.

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