Donald Trump has just announced that when he becomes President on January 20th, he will immediately convene a panel of investigators and appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Barack Obama for his many crimes against America. The announcement, which came through his official Press Secretary and not Twitter, comes just after Obama made the ridiculous claim that he could have beaten Trump in the election:
“Mr. Trump believes President Obama is guilty of breaking the Constitution many, many ways, including writing executive orders to avoid legislating illegal actions, hating America and siding with the terrorists and conspiring with our enemies in Iran and Palestine against the good and noble people of Israel.”
This is it, Patriots! Just like we’ve been saying along with no evidence to back it up, Obama is a traitor. Now that trump has issued an official statement it’s definitely real. Trump’s panel will be led by the unbiased Mike Huckabee who has already chosen Governor Sarah Palin, Speaker Newt Gingrich, Mayor Rudy Giuliani and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann. Huckabee will also be adding a tribunal of civilians including Jon Voit, Scott Baio and Former Buffalo Bills Head Coach Rex Ryan, who is out of work and in need of something to be angry about.
It’s gonna be a wild ride, patriots! Time for Obummer to pay for his crimes. We won’t stand by and let him take away none of our guns, fix the economy, add millions of jobs and save the auto industry without paying dearly for it. He’s a Muslim fascist communist dictator socialist from Kenya and Trump will make him rue the day he ever decided to run for President.