The plane Hillary Clinton was on when it went down in the Wadroskegan National Forest In Eastern Ohio has been found but the former First Lady/Senator/Secretary of State was not among the survivors. Her aide, Huma Abedin, was found 1.3 miles away impaled on a tree branch.
Apparently, as the plane broke apart, Clinton pushed Abedin into a window that had been compromised to “seal the cabin,” according to a flight attendant who made it through the ordeal alive:
“She was just screaming and screaming until finally she just…broke in half…and flew through the window into the morning sky. We were anly a hundred feet up and on our way to the emergency landing but still…it was brutal.”
Clinton was killed when the drink cart dislodged and smacked her in the back of the head hard enough to remove a decent chunk of her skull. Everyone else on the plane made it alive.
The mainstream media began reporting on the incident but found that their ratings fell with every passing moment. The New York Times ran a story that was immediately flagged fake news. There have been so many hoaxes about Clinton dying that it’s not even worth people’s time to click the articles anymore.
Now that Clinton is actually gone, nobody believes it. Not that it matters. At this point, what difference does it make?