Rush Limbaugh’s Death Ruled ‘Suspicious’

Rush Limbaugh had what appeared to be a cardiac event that spurred a massive brain hemorrhage all over the floor of the Starbucks in his building. Pronounced dead as soon as paramedics arrived, Limbaugh’s long legacy came to an abrupt end fairly unceremoniously as he waited for a macchiato and a hazelnut scone.

Now the coroner is saying there’s something fishy about a chemical in Limbaugh’s blood that was possibly ingested as medicine earlier in the day. Investigators are now tearing apart Rush’s apartment, studio and life trying to figure out if anyone had the means, the motive and the opportunity to murder him in cold blood.

Rush was always controversial, but nothing of late comes to mind that would have someone angry enough to kill. Then again, Rush has made a lot of enemies over the years.

This is a developing story that will be updated.



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