It’s taken nearly two months but President Trump has finally removed the last of the Obama “legacy” the White House has to offer. Other than a portrait of the family that was commissioned by the US Parks Department’s White House Historical Society, there is nothing left of the previous administration, their culture of intolerance towards Christians or their hatred for America.
At long last, the women in the White House can once again have some privacy in a restroom marked “women,” and the men can use the urinals in a restroom marked “men” without feeling like they’re making anyone uncomfortable. Those “gender neutral” signs have been tossed in the garbage where they belong.
Along with gender-proper restrooms, the White House also now boasts 4 sitting rooms for nursing mothers to feed their children privately. Obama may have thought all women prefer to have their breasts exposed in front of men and that all men were perfectly comfortable with it, but that’s just not the case. Women can now rest comfortably to soft music or their favorite talk shows and soap operas while feeding their kids.
The White House cafeteria, which used to boast free salads and fruit for all employees at the taxpayer’s expense will now once again sell good old-fashioned American comfort food. Those looking to save money on lunches are welcome to store their meals in one of several refrigerators in break rooms located throughout the East and West Wings as well as in the public portion of the mansion.
In other words, the White House has been turned back into an American workplace rather than a politically correct pitstop for freeloaders.