Germany Gave Putin A Big Black Dog And He Immediately Gave It This Hilarious Name

What do Vladimir Putin’s dog and Barack Obama have in common? The same name!

According to sources close to the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin sat down with Germany’s Angela Merkel to give her some advice on how to handle the influx of radical islamic terrorists who are flooding into Germany. As a token of appreciation, Merkel gave Putin a black Labrador Retriever. Putin then immediately stood up and announced to the reporters in the room that the dog will be named after the President of the United States.

“This animal will be named Barack Hussein Obama!”

Merkel then mocked Obama by pretending to be afraid of the large black animal, waving her hands in the air and silent screaming.

While it is hilarious that a man’s man like Putin just insulted Barack Obama, it’s also an insult to every American Patriot. Remember the days when we were respected and even feared by the world? Now strong world leaders mock ours.

If you didn’t already think Obama has made our country the laughingstock of the world, a strong ruler like Putin naming his dog after the U.S. President proves it.

We need a strong man heading America, again. A leader that foreign leaders would fear naming their dogs after. We need a man like Donald Trump in the White House who wouldn’t stand for being disrespected by having a dignitaries’ Golden Retriever named after him. Of course, Putin knows Trump wouldn’t put up with this crap, so he wouldn’t even try it.

Obama was unable to be reached for comment, as reported from several journalists who were in the room during Putin’s announcement. He was probably playing golf or campaigning for Killary.

Make American Great Again!


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