FALSE ALARM: Al Sharpton Alive And Well And Living In New jersey

Reports that Al Sharpton was murdered were premature, according to the morgue in Chicago. A man matching Sharpton’s description, older black and male, was shot and killed in front of the home of Alvin P Sharpton and an honest mistake was made on the part of the local media.

The two men in custody for murder, who as it turns out are members of the Ku Klux Klan, shot and killed the man just because he was black, not because he was the Reverend Al Sharpton. Sharpton, thank goodness, is alive and well and living in New Jersey.

We apologize for reporting the news before it could be confirmed. We pride ourselves on providing the highest quality information from verified sources such as Fox news, Breitbart and Donald trump’s Twitter account.

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