BREAKING: Stan Lee Fires Jennifer Lawrence, Says The ‘Little B*tch’ Needs To Apologize

Liberals have been trying everything in their power to somehow blame the hurricane barreling down on Florida on President Trump.

After stupid liberal Jennifer Lawrence made a fool of herself by blaming Hurricane Irma on junk science and Trump supporters, she found out just how “influential” she actually is. She came home from Paris this morning to the news from Universal Worldwide that she will NOT be returning as the beautiful blue “Mystique” in the next chapter of X-Men movies.

Lawrence, a notorious crybaby, is said to have broken down when she heard that the decision came from Stan Lee himself, the mastermind behind the Marvel Universe. Lee told TMZ:

“That young lady needs to learn some respect. Even if you don’t agree with Trump, you still have to respect him and treat him like he’s the President. He called and asked me to fire her, so I fired her. Done.”

Mr. Lee is being criticized by the left for putting the wants and needs of “an orangutan with a bad toupee” before the needs of his fans. Harold Walowitz, one of the stars of the hit show “The Big Bang Theory,” said:

“We’re celebrities. We only need to respect each other, our fans and the environment. I won’t call that loser my president.”

We are hereby calling for a boycott of all Jennifer Lawrence movies as well as anything related to The Big Bang Theory and Harold Walowitz.

 



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