BREAKING: West Wing Leaks Draft Of Mike Pence’s Letter Of Resignation

News of Mike Pence’s impending resignation is beginning to spread faster than the White House can keep a lid on it, so they’ve to go…another way. A source inside the West Wing leaked this draft of the soon to be ex-Vice-President’s letter of resignation to LLOD correspondent Cynthia Luwhoe:

Mr President,

It is with great regret that I tender my resignation from the Office of the Vice-President of the United States effective immediately. It has been both an honor and a privilege to serve you and your administration. Making history together is something I will always cherish.

Your loyal servant,

Michealangelo Douglas Pence

The President is expected to accept the VP’s resignation on Tuesday.

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