BREAKING: President Trump Just Asked For Your Help Making America Safer

President Trump has issued a request that all patriotic Americans will be more than happy to oblige. In these dangerous times, with travel bans being shot down by the liberal courts, the terrorists are determined to place as many of their people in America as possible. By executive order 590781S26, all Americans are deputized under the “Terrorism Reporting and Rewards” act.

What that means is that the White House switchboard has been turned into a dual-purpose system for delivering information to the president’s terrorism task force. How it works is simple: Muslims are pouring into the country at an alarming rate. With tens of thousands arriving every day and no laws to stop them, the chances you’ll come into contact with a possible terrorist are growing.

If you see someone who looks like a terrorist in your neighborhood, at the grocery store or anywhere else during your daily travels, call the White House switchboard and report it. The easiest way is to take a picture with your cell phone. When you call the switchboard the last picture you took will automatically upload to the White house Ops Center. When the operator answers, give him or her your name, date of birth and social security number and you’ll be automatically

When the operator answers, give him or her your name, date of birth and social security number and the location the picture was taken. If you couldn’t take a picture, tell them everything you can about your experience. The Treasury will send each tipster a check as a show of appreciation at the end of each month for $42 per tip. If your tip ends in the arrest of a terrorist, you’ll be rewarded with $10K and tickets to the next State of the Union address.

Just another way President Trump is making America safe again. The Number of the White House switchboard is (202)456-1414.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.