BREAKING: Paul Ryan Is The Leak

A computer file containing audio and video proof that Speaker of the House Ryan is the leak the White House has been searching for has been released by a hacker group called BT8748. The file, which was intercepted by the White House Office of Information and Propaganda, is clear evidence that Ryan gave classified information to Democrat operatives in an attempt to undermine the office of the President.

Trey Gowdy now has the file and is conducting an investigation into which laws Ryan has broken. Ryan has called the file a fake, the national media refuses to report on it and even Gowdy’s investigation is under wraps other than a line item on this week’s schedule.

In short, while it looks like Ryan is guilty of treason, he’s a powerful politician who will be a tough nut to crack. It’s no secret that he’s an enemy to Trump. The problem will be convincing the rest of the Republican party and the base that one of their heroes is actually the biggest traitor to the party.

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