Breaking: Obama Cancels National Day Of Prayer, Calls For This Instead

Saturday, December 17th was supposed to be the “National Day of Prayer.” President Obama just canceled it and called for “national Trash Donald Trump Day” instead. All Americans caught praying rather than saying mean and nasty things about Trump will be charged with a felony, sent to a FEMA camp for re-education and lose their right to own a gun for life.

When asked why he would make such a bold move, Obama said:

“I didn’t, you morons. Conservatives tell a story like this every December. I don’t give a sh*t if you pray or not.”

There you have it, straight from the horse’s mouth. Obama ¬†doesn’t care about prayer unless it’s Muslim prayer. Then he cares more than he cares about America. When asked why, he said:

“I’m not a Muslim, you dumbasses, but if I were it wouldn’t be an insult and I wouldn’t be ashamed of it.”

And once again Obama admits he’s not ashamed to be a Muslim. With his own words, Obama has turned the National Day of Prayer into “Muslim Appreciation Day,” a day in which we’re all required to remove our shoes, face east and pray five times. When asked why he would focus so much attention on Muslims and glorify terrorism, Obama said:

“I never said that, you imbeciles. I’ve spent the last 8 years fighting terrorists. I ordered the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. I have worked tirelessly to root out terrorists no matter where they hide and I will continue to do so until January 20th at noon.”

There you have it. Obama will “hide” terrorists in Pakistan until January 20th at noon, when he will unleash them on Trumps’ inauguration. This man is truly just not a true American. Lock him up!

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.