Breaking: Fort Lauderdale Shooter Was On Obama’s Payroll

Reports out of Fort Lauderdale are making it clear that just like every time something horrible happens in America, President Obama is to blame. This time, a shooter with a Hispanic name shot and killed at least 5 people and wounded at least 8 others.

The dishonest media has already reported the gunman’s name and age, Estaban Santiago, 26, but refuses to note that as a Hispanic man who flew into Broward County, Florida, he most likely voted fHillaryary Clinton. They were able to confirm, however, that the man was traveling with documentation that he was, in fact, on Obama’s payroll. That may mean that his Hispanic name could be a cover and that he may actually be a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

His exact role isn’t yet known, as this is a developing story, but one thing is clear: This is, without a doubt, All Obama’s fault.

Obama and Slick Willie talk about which one will take the blame for the Fort Lauderdale shooting.

This incident may be the deciding factor for Donald Trump to hire Barack Obama to be his new Czar of Professional Blame. We’ve hated him for so long that it won’t be much of a stretch to continue blaming the mistakes of the people we elect on him for at least a few more years. That way his wife and Mother-In-Law can also keep their government pensions and he can continue enjoying tee times at his favorite Washington golf courses.

The cost to the taxpayers would be well-worth the convenience of having someone no conservative will ever like — which has nothing to do with the color of his skin — to take the blame and apologize whenever we want.


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Stryker is a constitutional conservative who can't stand the lazy, crybaby , fantasy world liberals live in. Knowledge is power. The truth will set you free. May the good Lord bless and keep the United States of America.