BREAKING: Clinton Foundation Shipping Manifest Proves DEADLY Conspiracy Against Trump

According to the manifest of the seized Clinton Foundation ship, the Chelsea, A terrorist conspiracy was implemented to kill massive amounts of people inside the White House, including President Trump. The manifest showed that table salt from Caledonia had been mixed with cyanide from the Baltic state of Balmora and shipped directly to the white house in pre-packaged shakers.

The shakers, which were discovered in a storage closet in the White House kitchen, were scheduled for use during the annual Baltic Sea festival held in the East Room and sponsored by the First Lady. The bulk of the Trump administration and his entire family are scheduled to be at the event.

Director of Operations for the National Security Bureau, General Jack Hammond, said that the attack could have led to the biggest crisis in government since George W. Bush lost all those nuclear weapons.

The White House is on hightened security. All of the food was donated to local soup kitchens and anything that may have been compromised has been incinerated. president Trump is safe and sound for now. As for the Clinton Foundation, the NSB says there is little evidence linking the foundation itself to the terrorists but that a connection may be able to be made between them and the owners of the ship, who happen to be Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Nice try. Our President is here to stay.


About Flagg Eagleton 594 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.