BREAKING: Barcelona Terrorist Has A Cousin In The US Named Barack

Driss Oukibir, the terrorist responsible for unspeakable crimes and unimaginable death in Barcelona, has visited the White House. He went there in 2009 with a class of 5th-grade students from Pakistan, sponsored by his first cousin, President Barack Obama.

Oukibir is the 7th child of the 5th wife of the brother of Barack Obama Sr., Obama’s father from Kenya. Being first cousins, he was able to gain an audience and actually sit in the Oval Office. Eight years later he drove a vehicle into a crowd, killing at least a dozen people.

A spokesman for Obama’s company, NOS Inc, said that President Obama was “close” to his cousin but had no idea he was radicalized:

“President Obama is shocked at the news that his cousin was the one who committed such unspeakable acts of hate. He said he’ll pray for Driss’ soul.”

Soul? After killing innocent people so you can get to the Moon God’s den of 72 virgins waiting patiently to be raped for all eternity by a murderer, your soul belongs to Satan. It’s been cast into the fire with the rest of the evil people no longer in this world.

Obama can’t be convicted for being a man’s cousin but he can be investigated for aiding and abetting terrorists. If he sent this guy a dime he should hang.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.