BREAKING: 2 Of Trey Gowdy’s Investigators Have Disappeared

Two men working for the congressional committee headed by Trey Gowdy have mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Little Rock, Arkansas area. According to phone records, the men were headed into the area with congressional subpoenas to search the private residence attached to the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library.

The men, whose identities will remain classified until it can be confirmed that foul play was involved, were employees of the federal government under private contract to investigate the Clintons. What they were looking for is also classified. Their vehicle was found in a rest area just outside of town with the keys in it.

The Justice Department has assigned special investigators in order to keep the case out of the hands of the FBI, which has obviously been compromised. The Clintons haven’t returned requests for a statement.



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