A pair of beat cops in new York came upon Alec Baldwin in a group of what seemed to be mostly degenerate park-drinkers early Saturday morning. Baldwin, who was unkempt and drunk, had apparently been up all night in the park engaging in what liberals seem to think is a hoot: breaking the law and crying about Donald Trump.
Officer Marcus DeLaney told The Manhattan Express that Baldwin was a blubbering mess, crying about what a “fascist” Trump is and begging to be let go:
“He was like a little kid. His eyes were all bloodshot and his hoodie was soaked from crying. He smelled like the bottom of a dumpster at a Buffalo Wild Wings.”
DeLaney says he and his partner, Officer Mia Betaku, handcuffed Baldwin and put him in their police cruiser, only to be told a few minutes later to drop the bad actor off at home:
“The dispatcher said the word came down from the mayor’s office that Baldwin was a friend of the city and the NYPD who deserved a little bit of ‘discretion’ because of what he just went through.”
What he just went through? He went through a presidential election and his candidate lost. He went through the same thing 60 million other dumb liberals went through: they backed the wrong horse. Is this what we’ve been reduced to? Is this really the kind of country we want to raise our children in?
Obviously, since the people have spoken, the answer to that would be “no.”
The Manhattan Express has since pulled the article and surprise surprise…the mainstream media hasn’t reported it at all. The two officers involved are no longer available for comment and there is no police report or dispatcher log of the incident.
Yup. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.